2. Go to a meeting and ask your significant other (SO) to watch the children.
3. The SO will let a child have an Otter Pop (OP) while you are gone.
4. Your SO will then spend the rest of the evening watching their favorite canceled TV show on dvd.
5. When the child is "full," they will leave the OP on the counter right next to the mail.
6. Come back from the meeting.
7. Notice the mess but feel too tired/lazy to clean it up.
8. Let it sit over night.
9. In the morning, the child will simply lift the mail and say, "Cool, that's like a temporary tattoo."
10. Be grateful it was only junk mail and vow to remove important mail from the counter in future.
11. Be warned, your child may want to try it again with a "real" temporary tattoo.
12. Be grateful for Mr.Clean and that temporary tattoos are temporary.
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